Thursday, August 24, 2006

"Oh, I'm ready for it, c'mon bring it. So kiss me good bye--honey, I'm gonna make it out alive."
-Cobra Starship, Snakes on a Plane (Bring it)

How about spiders in a dorm room? I've found three now. Gives me the heebie jeebies.

Don't judge me. It makes me dance on the hike from my room to class.

Overall, smooth start. Actually, that's a lie, it's been a very rocky start, but I think everything will smooth out. Hopefully.

Some notes:

-Aunt Amy, I'm sorry you don't love me anymore. Although, now that you don't love me anymore, I can tell you that perhaps your iTunes knows you better than you know yourself....just kidding!

-Tim, you can work in my underwear department anytime.

-If anyone cares about the notes, they can check the comment box. Otherwise, just leave it be and continue down the post.

The topic of this post is: everyone should eavesdrop.
Seriously, you get some pretty hilarious material walking behind people. Before someone gets upset with me for doing that, I am not advocating bugging your ex or Nixon-ing an enemy. I am just saying that if you are more alert and sensitive to the environment, people are absolutely facinating and can yield some interesting fodder for just about anything. Walking around with your earbuds in all the time not only makes your ears gross, but also doesn't allow you some pretty cool insight.

The philosophical bit done for the day, here's the "On Notice" List:
German
Spiders
Diet Pepsi Jazz (yuck)
Squeaky springs
Page 2 of the Washburn Review
Bad tips on stories
Making decisions
Stupid people

That is all for now. Good day.

9 Comments:

At 8:56 AM, Anonymous tim said...

I can start ASAP and salary is negotiable... and eavesdropping is fun (that's probably because I am just really nosy though!) LOL See you tonight!

 
At 11:43 AM, Blogger Hickman said...

You made a verb out of "Nixon." Very impressive.

You should call me sometime...you know...every night you don't call me...God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

Conan O'Brian had some titles for upcoming "Snakes on a Plane" sequals. They were...to name two...

"Bees on a Hydrofoil"
"Sharks on a Tractor" (the soy bean field has never been more terrifying"

 
At 12:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re, Ouuuch! I have a bruise the size of Texas (from you kicking me while I'm down). I really don't love you anymore! I don't love you any less either. And Hickman, please don't even say such things... I already get the heebie jeebies every time I see a tractor. A.A.

 
At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Megan said...

Hey remember when i ran into you at bleeding kansas and you said, "talk to you after the show"? I missed the talking...

 
At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Megan said...

Hey remember when i ran into you at bleeding kansas and you said, "talk to you after the show"? I missed the talking...

 
At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Megan said...

Hey remember when i ran into you at bleeding kansas and you said, "talk to you after the show"? I missed the talking...

 
At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Megan said...

Hey remember when i ran into you at bleeding kansas and you said, "talk to you after the show"? I missed the talking...

 
At 2:21 PM, Anonymous Megan said...

Sorry. I got overzealous and clicked the "publish" button a few too many times.

 
At 6:59 PM, Anonymous cara said...

So, if you have $36 to spare I think you should consider buying a ticket to Ani DiFranco's concert at Liberty Hall October 16. If you're interested, let me know because I can save you $8 by buying it at Liberty instead of Ticket Master. something to think about...

 

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